First, obtain a cat. Pretty well any cat will do, because as we dog people know, cats aren’t nearly as smart as dogs, but they are much more clever. And they are more caring than dogs – as long as they are caring only about themselves, and unlike their canine cousins who want to be as close to humans’ laps as humanly possible, cats are genetically predisposed to have to be on the other side of any door they are currently scratching.
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