Yes, there is life on Mars in John Carter, and it’s deadly dull.
These are not words you would expect to use in describing a film from Andrew Stanton, director of the Oscar-winning Pixar favourites Finding Nemo and WALL-E, who’s making his live-action debut. And yet there they are, and they’re inescapable.
Oliver Stone was making a statement on the glibly money-hungry times when his Wall Street came out in 1987 and, with it, the iconic figure of Gordon Gekko declaring that greed, for lack of a better word, was good.