Hell’s poster girl

fter seeing Orphan, I now realize that the Omen was a model child.

Isabelle Fuhrman is so creepy in Orphan

Isabelle Fuhrman is so creepy in Orphan

Orphan

Three and a half stars

Rated: R (for disturbing violent content, some sexuality and language)

After seeing Orphan, I now realize that the Omen was a model child. The Demon Seed was a bumper crop. Rosemary would have been happy to have this baby. Here is a shamelessly effective horror film based on the most diabolical of movie malefactors, a child.

Pity. Esther is such a bright child. So well-behaved. Her paintings are so masterful. She sits down at the piano and rips off a little Tchaikovsky.

So why does her adoptive mother have such a fearful attitude toward her?

Could it be because Kate, her mom, got drunk and almost let her son Daniel drown? Had Max, a darling daughter, but then miscarried a third child? Is an alcoholic trying to stay sober? Just doesn’t like the little orphan girl’s looks?

There is something eerie about her. Something too wise, too knowing, too penetrating. And why won’t she remove those ribbons she always wears? And why does she dress like Little Bo Peep to go to school?

Daniel is cool toward her. Max is too young to be sure. Only John, the father, is convinced she’s a bright kid and blameless in a series of unfortunate events.

Vera Farmiga is at the film’s core as Kate, a onetime Yale music professor who feels she is unfairly targeted by her therapist, her husband and eventually the authorities.

Peter Sarsgaard plays John, the kind of understanding husband who doesn’t understand a damned thing except that he is understanding.

And Esther, the orphan, is played by Isabelle Fuhrman, who is not going to be convincing playing a nice child for a long, long time.

The movie hinges on a classic thriller device: the heroine who knows the truth and insists on it even though everyone is convinced she’s mad and wants to ship her off to rehab or even a mental institution. It’s frustrating to know you’re right when no one can see the truth you find so obvious.

Things happen around Esther. A child falls from a playground slide. A car rolls down a hill. A nun comes into harm’s way. She spreads disinformation. She’s secretive. And sometimes she’s so perfect you want to wring her neck. When it turns out the orphanage has faulty info on her Russian origins, Kate starts sniffing around in what her husband dismisses as paranoia.

Orphan begins like your usual thriller, with Scare Alerts and False Alarms.

You know, like a nice, peaceful shot until suddenly the sound blares and something rushes past the camera and — hey, it’s only kids.

We even get the old standby when Kate is looking in the medicine cabinet and closes it and — ohmigod! — there’s another face in the mirror! But hey, it’s only her smiling husband.

Sarsgaard is well cast in the role. He looks normal, sounds pleasant, and yet can suggest something a little twitchy. Not that he’s evil. Simply that he really should trust his wife more. Really.

How the movie handles the other children, Daniel and Max, would probably have offended Gene Siskel, who had a thing about movies exploiting children in danger. This one sure does. What with the tree house and the pond and the runaway SUV, it’s amazing these kids are still able to function.

The climax of the film is rather startling, combining the logic of the situation with audacity in exploiting its terror.

Yet you have to hand it to Orphan. You want a good horror film about a child from hell, you got one. Do not, under any circumstances, take children to see this. Take my word on this.

Roger Ebert is a syndicated movie critic for The Chicago Sun Times.

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