Here is the Alberta PCs (phoney conservatives) report card for the cabinet ministers by portfolios, and a few for other Alberta politicians, containing marks and Christmas wish.
(Note: C or lower is considered a failure.)
To the:
Premier: E — A book of knowledge on effective and sound government.
Oil: F — New shoes from changing portfolios and running from mistakes.
Agriculture: E — A book of knowledge on farming, ranching and other food production.
Health: F — Scrap superboard, hire more doctors and nurses for patient care.
Education: E — A book of knowledge on new education computer programs.
Attorney General: E — Less liberal thinking, get tough on criminals and protect victims.
Rest of the ministers: E — Show constituents some productivity.
PC MLAs: F — A backbone transplant because apparently Albertans think you’re spineless.
Liberals: F — A book of knowledge on positive thinking and effective speaking.
NDP: E — They stayed left and Alberta’s population prefer “right” thinking.
Wildrose: A — Need more members to enable them to form next government.
Merry Christmas and I am sure there are better days in the near future.
Dave France
Stettler