Rating: PG (for some action and peril, and brief mild language)
Astro Boy is yet another animation in which the hero, who is about the same age as his target audience, is smarter, braver and stronger than adults.
Toby is also a quick learner; after he dies in an accident, he’s reborn inside a robot that looks just like him and retains all of his memories. His father, in fact, treats him like the original Toby.
But “Toby is dead!” my inner logician insisted. Does Astro Boy with Toby’s memory wonder why he is a robot and can fly?
No time to ask questions. Astro Boy (voice by Freddie Highmore) is powered by Blue energy, discovered by his dad (Nicolas Cage); it’s safe and clean, but its opposite is Red energy, which is dirty and dangerous and desired by warmonger president (Donald Sutherland), who wants to seize complete control.
That seems like a shame, because Metro City is in peaceful orbit around the Earth, its citizens waited on hand and foot by robots.
Below on Earth, there is devastation as garbage piles high. The precocious Astro Boy does battle with the president and then vamooses to Earth, where he meets some scavenger human kids, led by the Faginesque Hamegg (Nathan Lane), who builds fighting robots out of scrap parts.
Apparently BattleBots still thrives.
All builds up to Astro Boy, back up in Metro City, leading the Blues against the evil, polluting Reds, in an apocalypse where any thoughts of Blue and Red states would of course be completely inappropriate.
The movie contains less of its interesting story and more action and battle scenes than I would have preferred.
Has market research discovered our children are all labouring with attention deficits, and can only absorb so much story before brightly coloured objects distract them with deafening combat?
Still, Astro Boy is better than most of its recent competitors, such as Monsters vs. Aliens and Kung Fu Panda.
It may have an audience because of loyalty to the Astro Boy character, first introduced in a Japanese manga and then adapted into two generations of TV cartoons.
Daffy Duck, he ain’t; in fact, he’s a boy robot of few words and simple ideas, but he has pluck, and cannons built into his chest and butt.
You don’t see that every day.
Now try this test. Astro Boy was filmed in glorious 2-D. Take the kids if they insist on going, and afterward ask them if there was anything missing. I’ll bet not a single kid says, “I wish it had been in 3-D.” So the kids are happy, plus you’ve saved $3 a ticket and didn’t have to wear those damned glasses.
Roger Ebert is a syndicated Chicago Sun-Times movie critic.