My father-in-law looks into the mirror every day and says out loud: “I can’t wait until tomorrow, ’coz you’re lookin’ better every day!” I, however, try not to look in a mirror, but when I do I find myself saying, right out loud: “Hey doofus, what kind of stupid things are you going to do today?” Oh, and did I mention the father-in-law played more than 130 nine-hole rounds of golf last summer, parring the course several times and getting his fifth lifetime hole-in-one? I played five times, lost
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